Ronin is 6 and has declared that he will live in this house forever. He will never learn to drive, ride a bicycle, or have children and we are never allowed to move. He does want his own chameleon and scorpion farm.
Tanith is 3 and has already decided that she will take 15 other people's kids. Some will be babies and some will be children. They will never grow up. I'm genuinely worried about that one.
Kaiya is 9 and will travel to Australia to assist them in ridding themselves of the feral cat population, armed with a rifle and bow and arrow. She is very passionate about Australia's indigenous species being hunted to extinction and believes that an army of ALF clones could also do the job. I think we may have a more militant Bindi Irwin on our hands with this one.
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