What does the fox say?

Nothing.  The fox says nothing.  That's what makes him sly.  He shuts up and does his foxy business.  Mister foxy fox.  Sometimes he'll bark and go all canine, but he's usually silent.  Foxy fox.

I hated Gangnam Style from the beginning.  I'm not big on youtube trends.  I'm not really big on any trends, for that matter.

Because of my knowledge, I refused to watch this video. 

And then it happened.  I saw it. I can never un-see the contents of this video.  I don't want them to be unseen.  I must watch it a dozen more times and I will giggle hysterically at every single sound the fox makes, from the first "ring ding ding," to the "wa pa pa pa pa pa pow," to the "hatee hatee hatee ho," and the "joff tchoff tchoffo tchoffo tchoff."  I'm actually giggling right now because I typed it.  By the time, "jacha chacha chacha chow" and "fraka kaka kaka kaka kow" roll around, there are tears on my cheeks.

I know that a ton of people hate on it because it's dance pop.  I don't dance and I hate pop, but there is something strangely hypnotic about this song.  Yes, it's ridiculous, but don't we all sometimes need a distraction?