After several years of ridiculing fanny packs, I recently decided that they are the most awesome invention ever. It's like adding a ton of extra pockets and making it all hands-free. I toyed with the idea over the course of the past year and finally took the plunge when I had some swagbucks available for amazon gift cards.
The beauty shown above arrived in the mail a few days ago. Wednesday, I wore it all around our small town. I got several stares along with a few whispers. One girl, who was carrying two very large bags and a small, out-of-control child, giggled. I like to think anyone who carries a large designer imposter purse along with a large diaper bag is lacking in common sense. Who really needs that much stuff, anyway? Back to the story. She was chasing after her kid and knocked him over with her pair of bags. Who laughed then? The girl in the fanny pack.
Today, I wore it to do a couple of deliveries for my tattoo supply business. I had on a seafoam green fanny pack covered in Dragonball Z buttons, cut-off jorts, Avengers T-shirt, cheesy Halloween socks, heart slide on shoes, freshly rediscovered lip piercing, Vanilla Ice on the radio, and three kids in the back of my station wagon. I hopped out of my car and everyone took me seriously.
Do you wear a fanny pack? Would you wear a fanny pack? Would you like for me to add a decoration to my fanny pack? Contact me if you would like to send a decoration for display on my fanny pack.
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