How is it that my children can sense which body part is in pain and find a way to make it hurt worse? It has to be some sort of psychic connection. It's like they're thinking, "Oh, your foot hurts, Mama? Let me make sure I step on every toe to make sure I don't miss one. You have a stomachache? I'll just sit on your belly and be sure to jump up and elbow you a few times for good measure. You have a massive bruise on your leg? I'll be sure to head butt you a few times and then figure out a way to stomp on it. Don't worry, I'll be extra cute and act surprised when you cry out in pain so you can't get angry."
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