The Education of Ronin

Me: See all the shapes in this picture, Ronin?
Ronin: Yes.
Me: What shapes do you see?
Ronin: All of them.  This one and that one and that one.
Me: Can you name them?
Ronin: Yes. . . . George.  Arthur. Koopa Stomp.

Facepalm. This is a typical day in the life.

Me: Can you identify these shapes?
Ronin: Of course.  Why didn't you just say so?  Circle, semi-circle, square, rectangle, triangle, and a saltwater crocodile in the sea of life.